I would just like to introduce myself to the community of assholes that continues to wipe out us Cabal for no fûcking reason. Has it ever occurred to you that the giant golfball sending you to destroy us is the enemy? Huh? I didn't think so. The only reason we fight is out of self defense. I've lost 3 friends to a guardian who just drove straight over them with its speeder bike. 900 more to a legion of you guys parading through the Dust Palace. Oh, and enough with the name calling. If we wanted to look like Admiral Ackbar, we would take off the helmets and tan like that long- extinct Oompa Loompa, Snooki. Just so's you know, our raid boss is A LOT larger than that wimp, Valus Ta'aruc. Make sure to pack some extra diapers when you little shits come at us for real...