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10/25/2016 3:38:25 AM
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Life hack: refrigerators
On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. It will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
Have a great rest of your day.
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1 回复EASY HACK FOR TROUBLESOME KIDS Cut your kids' hands off - they won't even think about touching your medicine cabinet then.
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4 回复If you drop your phone in water pop it in the microwave for 10 seconds to dry it off super quick before it gets damaged.
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6 回复Hmmm. A post on switches. The irony of course I'm going to effectively use a system of switches to toggle you. Lol
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6 回复由Gustav编辑： 10/25/2016 7:57:42 AM
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