Lol... You were carried, buckethead... Carried more than the Duggar mom carried children...

By who? I've never played with anyone good enough to carry. I wish I would get carried I hate doing 90% of the work. The two guys I typically play trials with there k/d's combined equal into a .5. They are lucky they are my friends in real life or I'd never play with them. Every time I turn around they are both dead and it's 1v3. Crazy how my k/d stays positive plus I play intoxicated so says a lot about people that are under 1.

I'm sure the constant intoxication is the way you deal with your continual disappointment with life and the late nights daddy crawled into bed with you... The only thing you have ever carried was flared and you carried it with no hands.

Nah I drink because it's the culture of the military :) and when you actually work you tend to reward yourself. You sure don't work for that .55 k/d 900 elo. Shouldn't your elo be 2500 since k/d doesn't matter? I mean that's what you said.

Lol... What a retard... I said k/d is not the basis for matchmaking OR combat rating...however, with your shitty k/d and your abysmal combat rating, I may have to reconsider the combat rating part.... Tell me, did you get those stats with your controller inside your ass? Lol... Military--- thank you for your service, the military needs bullet catchers like you who scored too low on their ASVAB to be crash test dummies.