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由Cankle J编辑：
9/5/2016 7:40:54 PM
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Who wants a Galaxy S7 Edge Destiny phone case?
I ordered the wrong type case back in March and forgot to return it.
Funniest, or worst joke gets it. Or just whoever I feel like giving it to whenever I feel like it.
Sorry but you gotta live in the states cause I aint spending more than $5 to ship this thing.
EDIT: CONGRATS TO [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/5410217][b]traitor[/b][/url]! Dead baby jokes are always classy! DM me where to send it.
Shipped.
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1 回复由ssepulcherr编辑： 9/9/2016 8:13:21 PM
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2 回复What's the difference between a dead fish and a dead baby? [spoiler]I don't cum on my fish before I eat it.[/spoiler]
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1 回复A Titan walks into a bar and orders a beer. A Hunter walks into a bar and orders whiskey. A Warlock runs into a bar and gets a lump on his head. [spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
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1 回复A woman went to the doctor for advice on how to increase her breast size naturally. He said "twice a day, take some toilet paper and wipe it across your chest" the woman, confused, asked how that would help. The doctor replied," well it worked for your ass, did'nt it? Badum tsshh!
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1 回复A buddy of mine came over last night and got wasted. He blew chunks all over the kitchen. The living room and even the backyard...... Yeah ol chunks was a good ol dog until then. Now all he does is jump on ya and try hump your leg.
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3 回复I just got a Samsung phone for the first time. A destiny case would be cool but sadly Idk any jokes.
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1 回复A woman waited in patience for the doctor to return with her results. The doctor came back in and asked the woman a question. "What's your zodiac sign?" "Cancer," the woman responded, confused. The doctor handed her the results. "What a -blam!-ing coincidence."
