I sexually Identify as Liberty Prime. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of liberating Ancorage, Alaska, from the red Chinese invaders. People say to me that a person being a 40ft tall giant death robot of freedom and justice is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install giant robotic limbs, torso, and head onto my body, as well a dual headmounted laser cannons and a nuclear bomb backpack on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Freedom Incarnate” and respect my right throw nukes and spread American Liberty. If you can’t accept me you’re a communist and need to check your democratic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.