The dangers of DHMO are numerous!
It is known to corrode such common metals as iron and copper!
Excessive consumption leads to sweating and urination, and eventually drowns organs.
Ban it now!
I caught my mom trying to convince me to consume 2 whole liters of this substance this morning! Can you believe that! Needless to say, I stopped her before she successfully assassinated me and took her in to be incarcerated like a good citizen.