[b]Yuria bursts out of the Dojo gates and promptly bitch-slaps Hodrick.[/b]
[u]"My Darkdrift! MINE!"[/u]
[b]She takes her sword back and walks away.[/b]
[i]"Weird. Why'd you take her sword? Bloodlust is WAY better."[/i]
[i]It's not bullshit and you know it! -blam!- you![/i]
[i]Ok, now I have Twinkie and his fat, ugly girlfriend.[/i]
[b]Hodrick lights a firebomb and hurls it towards Ornstien.[/b]
[u]"I know you want to, you horny old man!"[/u]
[b]Orn dodges it with ease and throws a bolt of electricity at Hodrick to counter. Smough is about to attack.[/b]
[i]No, you're an ugly bitch Yuria. You know you gave me Darkdrift and you also know that the only person who likes you is Yoel the Pilgrim! [/i]
[b]Hodrick rolls to the side if the lightning, he prepares to attack Smough.[/b]
[i]So now you're going after my granddaughter, that's just a low blow.[/i]
[b]Hodrick turns and gets hit by Smough's hammer, throwing him back a few feet.[/b]
[b]Hodrick tosses a firebomb at Smough and lunges at Ornstein to attack him.[/b]
[u]"You're granddaughter is busy sucking Andre's dick for souls anyway!"[/u]
[b]Smough runs throw the smoke bomb like it was nothing. Ornstein raises his spear and attempts to impale Hodrick.[/b]
[i]Yeah, and I've got footage of you and Greirat getting it on. So go home and start shoving your darkdrift down your throat.[/i]
[b]Hodrick turns and charges at Smough.[/b]
[b]Hodrick chugs his Estus.[/b]
[i]Jesus, thought this would be a cakewalk.[/i]
[b]Hodrick's hand lights on fire as he hurls a fireball towards to duo.[/b]