原先发布于:The Digital Dojo
[b]TEARS PANTS' HEAD OFF FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG FOR A -blam!-ING SIDE QUEST [/b]
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[b][i]THE HEAD GIVES YOU A TUMOR BECAUSE IM CANCER. YOU DIE INSTANTLY THE NEXT DAY. BY A FUKING GIANT SCORPION THAT TEARS YOUR ARMS OFF AND SHOVES THEM UP YOUR ASS WHILE PIRAÑAS PINCH YOUR TOES OFF WHILE MICHAEL JACKSON SAWS OFF YOUR FINGERS WITH SANDPAPER[/i][/b]