I told myself I wouldn’t go all Walter White when I started Startec Labs, but the COLORS, YES THE COLORS! *cough* Ahem, I mean medieval drugs are dangerous kids, as many contain Mercury, Elves liver, and other dangerous substances. All which may either kill you, or induce feelings of grandeur and being a Wizard. Some also cause excessive beard growth, but not it the nifty way you think. Ok now step 2)…. Where are we going to find that many Fair Maidens in such a short notice?...Op's is this thing still on? See you next time folks and stay tuned for further updates.