"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just turned into your parent, confused and freaking out. Then went into the future just a little bit before GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Clearly, you have idea what uneven talking about."
Oh, yeah, that getting punched part. To be honest, you were kind of freaking me out, I had to knock you unconscious.
*Mortar lets out a long sigh*
I don't, however, know how you became my dad in the first place.
"Meh, do what you want, I guess.
Imagine if Smough stumbled upon it..."
[i]Suddenly, the trees start to shake as Smough appears nearby.[/i]
"Hey guys. What's with the house over there?"