Ever been to Starbucks and given them your name... Simple name, my friend Tara gave the order so they used her name but not like we have it to them
[spoiler]who tf spells Tara as Taria[/spoiler]
Post your worst name fails I'm really interested to see now
As the new owner of this account my name is Matthew
Here are the best ones:
Mathew
Mathiew
Mattthew
Mathias
[spoiler]These next ones are for when I say my name is Matt[/spoiler]
Mat
Matty
Mart
Marty
[spoiler]B-b-bounus round!!! This is the 'Bible section' for people who forget my name and only remember that it was something from the Bible[/spoiler]
Bible man
John? No... Uhhh Paul? Matthew? YEAH! I knew you were someone from the bible!
Guy with the Christian name
Sometimes I feel like wherever I go I curse people with dyslexia, hearing loss, and memory loss.... :'-(