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6/24/2016 8:34:36 AM
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"Alright shitcocks, no one says a word and they live."
He said in a serious tone.
"If someone rats me out I'm going to fücking tear their throats out and send the dead body for Tyranids to räpe."
Ciarn and Arknin were scared shitless about this, Arknin because he knows Ling will go that far and Ciarn because he's drunk out of his mind.
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"I ain't got a reason to snitch your ass! I have nothing to do with those military edgelords! I'm actually rather neutral.. But seriously man, you are an actual idiot for confessing that all of a sudden. What if someone heard you and is now telling some Imperial edgelord? Hmm?" He stumbles on to his feet, and wobbles over to the crate again, grabbing his last bottle. "I suggest we all drink some more alcohol so we forget this, hmm?"
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"God dammit." He said to himself, finishing the bottle. "I hope everyone gets a massive fücking Hangover so we dont remember any of this." Ling placed the bottle down. He wobbled over to the crate, mistakenly grabbing a bottle of scotch. Ling drinked some of it and coughed. "What the hell? What is this?" "[i]That's scotch you dick.[/i]" Ciarn said giggling.
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"I already had a hangover a bit ago.. Kroot ale, man... Fücking Kroot ale... Shit hits you harder than a freight train." He takes a deep, long swig from his Spiced Whine Eldar, and giggles like a little chuckl-blam!- afterwards, a smile plastered on his face. "I need like a lifetime supply of this stuff... How's that scotch by the way, Ling?" He said with a pestering tone.
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"Hey! At least you have some Xeno ass in your life, man." He chuckles, probably thinking about how Xeno ass is best ass or some beta fag shit like that. "Dude.. Hangovers aren't that bad.. I mean, you'll hate your life and you'll want to kill yourself to end that headache, but almost drown yourself with water and it'll be slightly better."
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Lu-lu is a total beta. I mean Ling was too until he got dat xeno ass. "Still though..Wait did Arknin pass out?" He said, pointing at the Priest who did not move at all. Ling got up, looking for something. "Does anyone have a marker or something? This is going to be hilarious."
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Well they're official now so he's kinda slightly alpha now I guess. "Awe, poor guy can't handle his alcohol... Wait, did he finish his bottle? Because if not... I want it. Now. And yeah, I have a marker.." He reaches into one of his pockets, and pulls a black marker from it, tossing it at Ling.
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He fumbled but caught it. Ling uncaps it and draws on the floor. [i]Adeptus Mechanicus sucks, Sororitias is better. Sincerely the Adeptus Sororitias.[/i] He also drew an arrow pointing to the passed out priest "The Sororitias are basically Nuns with guns by the way." He explained.
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"Oh no, they are beautiful for religious nut jobs but still..I think they are secretly into each other. I can't prove it but I know in my heart that they don't like it when others have fun." He whispered to Lucas. "Anyways I'm getting pretty fücking tired..I should head back home and probably have memory loss."
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"Of course they're into each other! All girls who are close to each other are.. Probably.. I feel it in my head and bones, man.. Feel it.." He whispered back to Ling. "Yeah, I should probably get going too.. Have someone waiting for me.. And I don't think the passed out Vibrator or the gay elf are gonna be any fun."
