"There's not a lot to tell about me, in all honesty.. I was born in a rather small town, into a pretty wealthy and kind family. I went to a prestigious school, studied a lot.. Didn't socialize at all though.
Had really good grades, learnt a whole lot - even things that kids my age wouldn't be able to comprehend in the slightest... Then, when I was about sixteen, I stopped studying, focusing more on socializing. I got fairly popular, had friends and fun. That was until my dad's panties got in a bunch, and he sent me off to a military academy at age of eighteen. I eventually joined the military when I was somewhere in my twenties, don't know where exactly...
I worked in the.. The real offensive areas, with mechs and explosives and really big guns. It was great, really... I, still being petty damn smart and knowing a rather large amount, started dabbling in human augmentations, eventually developing meds and other things, boosting my stamina, my strength, the whole package. Basically I made super steroids. Yep...
I, using dangerous and experimental technology, eventually creating a portal thing, and ended I in here! Yay."
The man took a little pause.
"Guess there was a lot to tell, huh..."
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[spoiler]What are you on about? Cracking and popping my bones feels great. [/spoiler] "So, dearest, which bed is yours and which one is mine to sleep on?" He yawns... Again, and stretches some more, making his muscles bulge. Because that's how it works? I dunno. Blame the alcohol.