~Suddenly, Siegward explodes in a flash of light.
Another Siegward enters the bar. He's carrying a greatsword that resonates with power~
[b][i]You're all gonna have new assholes when I'm done with you...[/i][/b]
[b][u]Why is it...[/u][/b]
[b][i]Nevermind that. Goodbye.[/i][/b]
~Siegward walks off, entering a nearby apartment~
[i][u]I'm sorry, it's just...[/u][/i]
[b][i][u]We had a good time!!![/u][/i][/b]
Well then...
[b]walks away sipping tea[/b]
[b]the tea in your pocket blows up and does nothing but completely fills the inside of your armor with tea[/b]