Conservative: *gets hit by car* *Calls cops* Police: "Hello, sir, what's wrong." Conservative: "A man hit me." Police: "A man assaulted you? Where are you?" Conservative: "He didn't assault me, he hit me. I'm on the intersection of FDR and Churchill by the way." Police: "The intersection, huh? Sir, were you hit by a car?" Conservative: "Cars don't hit people." Police: "What?" Conservative: "People hit people." Police: "Sir, be clear. Did a man punch you or were you hit by a car?" Conservative: "Neither." Police: "For Christ's sake, just tell me what happened." Conservative: "A man hit me with his car." Police: *Hangs up* [spoiler]Its a light hearted joke, please don't be insulted by it or anything.[/spoiler]