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2 回复由Mr Flair编辑： 6/20/2016 1:19:52 AM
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3 回复This probably isn't relevant to the thread but I just injested 200g of protein in the same 10 minutes and feel really sick
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2 回复由NUCLEAR PUNCH编辑： 6/20/2016 5:04:22 AM
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1 回复Having teh sexy times with a girl when her dad walks in. She immediate starts apologising and saying "I'm sorry". Her dad looks at her and says, "Hi sorry, I'm dad." Then he turns to me and asks, "Are you -blam!-ing sorry?" [spoiler]Wish it were mine.[/spoiler]
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1 回复I heard this story from a father once. It has a very good lesson: A scorpion walks along the side of a stream, wondering how to get across. A fox comes along and the scorpion asks, "Hey, will you take me across the stream?" The fox replies, "No, you'll sting me!" The scorpion assures him, "If I stung you, we would both drown!" The fox thinks about it for a bit and eventually agrees. The scorpion hops on his back and the fox starts swimming. About halfway through, the scorpion stings the fox. As the poison fills his lungs, the fox asks, "Why did you do that?" The scorpion replies, "I couldn't help it. It's my nature."
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