The ammendments or whatever it is in America are deluded, and so is anyone who follows them
Sanders isn't a communist, anyone who thinks that should spend a week in Russia
Trump is running as a joke and the only reason I would ever vote him is so he gets assassinated
Obama was a good president, he made great changes most Americans refuse to accept
Dodgy Dave ISN'T a pig -blam!-er, but he certainly is a pig, I think that was all media contortion
Japan will beat the shit out of America's scrapyard robot in the giant robot duel this year
Japan would be the most powerful nation if they still built stuff like the Yamato
Desticles aren't that cancerous, not like FNaF fans
Scott Cawthon should die of a horrible incurable disease, he's already made one, seems fitting he dies to one.
Labour probably aren't as bad as they seem, certainly better than Conservatives