All you need is the super conditional and temporary love(ish) of the dark rebel who so bravely struck out against the opressive God of Abraham and due to his strength the first rebel lives to this day. I as his favorite as of now, side bitch, am telling you that all you have to do is get to high you are 12 feet up Jesus's bum hole is sell your soul and sacrifice billions times trillions of virgins to get satanic class 666 drugs that will probely kill you and you will die and go to hell from there you can go to badger town and enter the nearest badger BERGADE recruiting office.