*Drives past a random group of vegans* "Bone walkers of the garden approach, guardian. They will try to kill your brain. Ignore and DRIVE!" Me: "Variks, take me to the local Ford dealer." Variks: "I remember Ford from Reef trading wars, bought a ship from them. It tried to kill me with its horrid construction, so i flew it straight into that -bleep- er's store to kill him back..." Me: WTF Variks?!? Variks: I take you to chevy instead, guardian. They impress me, yesss... Me: Uhhh... Ok. *At night, guy sneaks up to car to steal it* *When car is broken into*... Variks: Dismantle C4, yesss... Or die. *30 seconds later* Variks: You disappoint me...