>Be woman >Be missionary going to foreign land (I believe equador >have long plane ride and delay >have to poop once off plane >see host family man on the way >host family man speaks Spanish like he is in a hurry >executes delay on bigshit.exe >rush to car with Spanish man >head to el casa de man >hfw the gates of Anus are being bombarded > finally yell 'Banjo!?!' At Spanish man >he points her to bathroom >she goes in and finds toilet with no water. >woman can't poop in dry toilet fsr >getting frantic tunnel vision because the gates are bursting >sees sink with large hole. Ihaveanexelantplan.png >sits on sink to poop >impressively finishes and attempts to dismount >entire sink fixture falls and shatters on floor Ohshitimintroubble.jpeg >hfw there's porcelain and feces covering the floor >hfw she notices a dead dog in wreckage. >hfw she realizes Spanish family dog was sleeping under sink and she crushed it beneath sink and stink >leaves house (without wiping) >goes back to America the same day All of these stories are true. Some details may not be accurate to the millimeter, but story is true. Links to others here: Shitstory1:https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200822176/0/0 Shitstory3: