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4/15/2016 10:43:06 PM
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1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
3. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive
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由Trickyy编辑： 4/16/2016 1:42:36 AMLast one: A man dies in a bar. When the bartender is asked what happened, he says he did nothing but what he was asked. When he is asked what they wanted, he says one asked for a glass of good ol' H20, and the other asked for some H202.
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I think you meant: Two scientists walk into a bar. The waiter turns to them and asks what they'd like. The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second nods, "Yeah, I'll have some H2O too." He died from hydrogen peroxide poisoning.
