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由ItsOnlyElo编辑：
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 回复由TouchGamer编辑： 4/16/2016 5:25:20 PMI didn't really like having a beard [spoiler]but then it grew on me[/spoiler] A man was caught stealin at Walmart balancing on 2 vampires. [spoiler]he was charged for shoplifting on 2 counts[/spoiler]
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1 回复由ScotchEggsRules编辑： 4/16/2016 5:44:42 PMA wig and a turd walk into a bar. Wig walks up to the bar and says "2 pints please barman". Barman says "sorry I can't serve you". "Why?" Asks Wig. "Because you're off your head and your mates steaming".
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1 回复Someone defecated in the pool and the lifeguard had to clean it up [spoiler]he had a really crappy day[/spoiler]
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1 回复Not a pun, but another classic. Wouldn't be surprised if it has been used. What is brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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1 回复由ScotchEggsRules编辑： 4/16/2016 5:44:25 PM
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1 回复Why did the criminal choose a wedge of cheddar cheese as his weapon? [spoiler]It was really sharp[/spoiler]
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7 回复由MagicFreakZoe编辑： 4/16/2016 6:13:00 PMThere was a rumor that fusions were originally gonna be primaries, however that just turned out to be a mythoclast.
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1 回复Guess what? I just bought an ool. As you can see there is no p In my ool. Let's keep it that way.
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3 回复A clerk at a butcher store is 6 foot 12 inches and has size 13 shoes. What does he weigh? [spoiler]Meat[/spoiler]
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1 回复由Sir Epic the3rd编辑： 4/17/2016 1:36:33 PMA friend of mine passed away last night due to severe heartburn [spoiler]I cant believe gav-is-gone[/spoiler]
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1 回复Just before my grandmother died we put roller skates on her [spoiler]after that she went downhill pretty fast. [/spoiler]
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1 回复When does a joke become a dad joke? [spoiler]When the punchline becomes apparent.[/spoiler]
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3 回复Why did Sally fall off the swings? [spoiler]because she has no arms[/spoiler] Knock! Knock! [spoiler]"who's there?" "Not Sally!"[/spoiler]
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1 回复Why did the blind man curse so much? [spoiler]because he couldn't watch his mouth[/spoiler]
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2 回复Why do the monkey fall out of the tree? Cuz it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. What's big, green, and if it fell out of tree would kill you? A pool table.
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