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3/29/2016 8:01:24 PM
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Old people say the darnedest things...
My sister just had her third baby. A big boy. 9 pounds and 2 ounces.
In case you didn't know, that's pretty huge.
Here's what my grandmother had to say about it.
Mind you, she's not even 70, she had 5 children and two of those children she gave birth to 34 years ago. Just three years before my mother had me.
Anyway, I want 'old people saying hilarious shit' stories.
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1 回复Best thing my grandpa ever said to me was "call 911 I'm having a heart attack". Funniest fellow I knew. He died shortly afterward.
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1 回复由A Syrian Refugee编辑： 3/30/2016 3:14:02 AMShit stories? Well then look no further than my Grandfather. Stories about pooping are his expertise. He even brings them up when we are discussing things with his attorney. He tells us about being constipated, picking poop from his butt, the pings the poop makes when it hits the toilet bowl etc. Basically every other time we talk to him
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4 回复I have to confess, I opened this thread utterly terrified that the OP had screenshotted old conversations of ours. Now that I see that it isn't, I am relieved and can enjoy the thread. Thank you OP.
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My brother and I were playing in the woods and found a turtle. We brought it home and my grandma said, "That's a good looking turtle you got there. You want me to make some soup with it?" ... Grandma was an old Appalachian farm girl who believed animals existed for two reasons and two reasons only: "Workin' 'n eatin'"
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1 回复Ouch, that's a biggin! My biggest was 8lbs 9oz. And yeah , that's not really how it works down there. Stuff goes back to normal if not better.
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1 回复由SpaceDandy编辑： 3/30/2016 1:10:43 AMHey Cam just wanted to remind you that you're a bitch hope you don't forget your daily value of salt cuz a sad c[b]u[/b]nt should never leave out the salt!!! Hey don't bother replying I just don't have enough care left in me after this happy reminder! F[b]u[/b]ck you!! :)
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1 回复由ANGRY ASIAN 500编辑： 3/29/2016 11:07:35 PMMy grandfather once congratulated his employer on being pregnant, they weren't. He also commented about a (insert outdated word for black people here) being his waiter in a restaurant, not in a bad way, they got an extra large tip from my grandma and dad.
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4 回复My friends grandpa asks me if I've had any chitlins lately every time he sees me... Quote [spoiler]"Eatin a girl out is like chitlins, it's not so bad once you get past the smell."[/spoiler]
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8 回复[quote]Anyway, I want 'old people saying hilarious shit' stories.[/quote] Oddly specific, yet still relevant.
