Has your home fallen apart because my dank memes melted those steel beams? Have you watched a family member die in a glorious blaze of house? Have you lost everything because you had a retarded builder?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you may be eligible for complete reimbursement by means of the 9/11 law
My name is George Bush and if you or a family member have experienced a tragedy like this, call:
201-.50-inside-job