"Oh really now?" [i]My curiousity will be sated....[/i]
[b]He slowly pulls his phone out, and hits up Google before typing something about things women take into the bathroom. [/b]
"HOLY SHIT, WHY THE -blam!- WOULD SHE DO THAT WHILE THERE'S A KID NEARBY, -blam!- THAT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD."