*radio static* Sir this i is a code black situation... offtopic guy is out of bleach i repeat offtopic guy is out of bleach do you copy sir *radio static ends* Godamit... get me on the line with mr president *phone call* The hell you need now general? Mr president there is a code black situation... offtopic guy is out of bleach Well slap my ass and call me a mint we need to get some right now general I know sir but where from? ... i know a guy *end phone call* Get me on the line with mr putin now! *phone call* Mr putin its Mr president look im currenly in a code black situation and... i need your help ...so one of the worlds biggest super powers is...is at its knees I hate to admit it but we are and i need your help Alright Mr president what do you need? Offtopic guy has ran out of bleach... ... oh god this is a crisis ill have a shipment emergency dropped over his house Thank you Mr putin you've saved a crisis *end phone call* *on plane to offtopic guys house* Alright lads this is a code black situation we drop it to early or late offtopic guy doesnt get his bleach you hear me?! SIR YES SIR *pilot looks back* Where nearing the drop zone sir Alright hook it up *hooks up package* Drop it on my mark...3...2...1...MARK *drops package* *radio static* Package away Mr Putin i repeat package away *radion static ends* *translated from russian* *phone call* Mr president you got your package Thank Mr putin you've saved us from a crisis *end phone call* *later that day* A crisis situation happened today when offtopic guy ran out of bleach yes i said that correct offtopic guy ran out of bleach luckily Russian president Mr Putin was here to help and helped save a crisis... back to you ron burgundy Thats all for tonight folks... oh and stay classy san diego [spoiler]the end[/spoiler]