So there's this huge beetle in my room. I'm laying in bed, protected by my blankets, and I can still here it buzzing around. I don't want to risk escaping. It probably wants revenge on me for killing a dozen other beetles throughout the previous year, and wants to take my soul. I'm scared ;_;
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1 回复由Servanious编辑: 2/2/2016 6:06:27 PMTo deal with a beetle. •Call the Police. •Get a match. •Set your house on fire. •Say someone broke into your house and committed arson. •Move to Norway. •Name yourself Gustof Keraggø. There, now your beetle problem is no more. [spoiler]Of course, the beetle [b]MIGHT[/b] still be alive. If that's the case, arm yourself. It will try to kill you.[/spoiler]
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由Vilhelmus II编辑: 2/3/2016 2:25:35 AM"[i]Here comes the sun Here comes the sun And I say it's alright Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun And I say, it's alright.[/i]"
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2 回复IF YOU LIKE CROSSDRESSING ANIME BOYS THEN YOU SHOULD ALSO SHAVE UR LEGS AND WEAR RAINBOW SOCKS UP TO UR THIGHS AND POST CLOSE UP PICS OF UR DIRTY BUTTHOLE AND WRINKLY SACK AND """"""""""""""""FEMININE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" PENIS AND COMMUNICATE TO OTHER PEOPLE SUCH AS YOUR SELF VIA CROPPED ORGASMING ANIME GIRL FACES AND STUTTER TYPING WITH LIBERAL USE OF EMOTICONS THEN KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE TOO OLD AND GROSS FOR ANYONE TO WANT TO LOOK AT ANYMORE LOL
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