G'day Offtopic! My name's Lewo and I've come to you all this arvo to present a fair dinkum opportunity not to be missed. All youse have to do is post a Selfie and your first name and I'll use the power invested in me on behalf of myself and the ghosts of Don Bradman, Ned Kelly, Peter Brock and Steve Irwin to give you a you beaut, bonza unofficial Aussie nickname. For those of youse that are already Aussies and that, good on ya! don't be a party pooper join in the fun anyway you mad -blam!-s! Yewwww!!! [i]Unofficial Aussie nickname does not grant the bearer of said title unofficial Australian citizenship and cannot be used on unofficial documents nor transferred to next of kin, immediate family member or house pet[/i] Proof of Authority in selfie form [url=http://m.imgur.com/4lsvGs8]link[/url] Edit: originally I was thinking that we needed the first name and selfie because most nicknames are based off physical appearance or are a variation of your name. So far this hasn't been a problem though so if you value your anonymity then post away I don't mind, I'll see what I can do.