[quote]The cries of seagulls filled the evening sky. It was a peaceful moment. Water slowly lapped at the shore, leaving behind small, barely noticeable imprints on the soft sand. John basked in the orange glow of the setting sun. Nothing in the whole world could compete with this, he thought. It was beautiful. The ball of fire keeping the entire planet alive fell behind the horizon, almost as if it was slowly dying. He heard a twig snap, and quickly turned his head. A small orange crab scurried through the brush. Man, that startled me! He was scared almost too easily. As John's head turned back towards the view, he spotted a glare of light bouncing from a single point along the shore. John curiously stood up and bounded over to the light. It was a small glass bottle, a cork shutting off its contents from the world. Inside was a letter, bearing a fine stamp. As if it was destiny, John backed up onto the handle of a corkscrew. Dumbfounded, he picked up the corkscrew. With one movement of his wrist, he stabbed the corkscrew into the top of the cork and began to twist. A snap sounded as the cork popped from the bottle, followed by a gust of old-smelling air. John turned the glass bottle over to let the note fall into his hand. As he set the bottle down, he inspected the stamp further. It was engraved with a cursive "H". I wonder who wrote this, he thought. John broke the seal and opened the letter, careful not to crack the brown, aged paper. It read: "Join The Ham Hotel, Bitch." The End[/quote]

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Um, hello?

We're you the one that made the post making fun of krayz? I thought it was funny.

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yay. you're back. I didn't know you were gone. who are you?

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I remember you

Your post reminded me of this.

Erm, what? Who?

I get banned....without any mods.

OH GOD! Who are you again?

You love anime and your a complete bitch to Everyone but the anime you watch is bright and happy it doesn't make sense something else in you real life his happening to you making you a bad person, you shouldn't take your anger out on others because you yourself have life issues that need resolved. I'd see a therapist and get this solved before people start getting mad at you or do you like all the bad attention??

Who are you?

I have 22 bans. Come at me.

You have returned to steal my icon even more

Hey look it's this guy got unbanned. Look. No one cares

But I a lion. I would not wish to fight you since I am not hungry, and you are no threat to me.