>be me >only own crappy college crib >be out of tendies >take butterfly knife >start mugging people >o shit a cop sees >i hide >cop doesnt check Police station womens bathroom >what a normie >i need tendies soon >le tendie withdrawal >hands r shaking >no no no >i shit spaghetti >i get launched across stilwater >im on a car >start stabbing car with knife >start yelling "CHICKEN TENDIES YOU NORMIE REEEEEE" >i fall off of car near gas station >i go into gas station and take money for tendies >go tostore >sir we cant serve you tendies >WHY NOT YOU -blam!-ING NORMIE SHIT? >because this is a plastic surgery store >the cops are chasing me >my GBP will be gone >i buy plastic surgery >spend my GBP on tendies and rare pepe trading cards >mfw the same -blam!-ing cop is still looking for me