[spoiler]I've been banned once on this site. Years ago I made a poll in The Flood asking, "How do you wipe? Standing up or sitting down?" Because I always wiped standing up, and found out from friends they all did it sitting down. This was both funny and interesting. So I made a post in OT. It actually garnered reasonable discussion (relative to the topic anyway) and never diminished into what any reasonable person who has a personality for video games would consider a violation of appropriate OT topics, let alone of any Bnet rule ever. Foman thought it "inappropriate" and not only locked it but banned me. I will always be bitter about this and will continue to share it with you all at least once a year. This OP is even more graphic than the original. Not for the lowest .01% of the faint.[/spoiler] I've always wiped standing up. I suppose I got it from my dad. I used to think everyone did (why not?), yet upon talking with others throughout life, I've learned I'm in the minority. I find this interesting. In my view, it seems more logical to wipe standing up. [b]Positives[/b] - you won't get your arm near the nasty as -blam!- toilet seat - after testing, I found range of motion is increased and therefore the formation of dingleberries is decreased [b]Negatives[/b] - you supposedly look stupider (who gives a -blam!-; let the -blam!-er with the hidden camera have their fix of relief) How do you wipe? Why?