Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Nerf Herders on Bungie.net. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Christmas Cory. From what I can gather, he commands the Scrub Dancers from an Imperial PC just inside of his mother's basement. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, kick this loser in the nuts and break their grip on Nerfing Destiny more.