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由BenjyX55编辑：
11/23/2015 12:20:00 AM
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If God is real...
I've been told time and time again that I'm going to hell for not believing in God. If it turns out that you morons are right and God is real, here's the conversation I would have to get out of going to hell.
Me: "I'm sorry God, I'm not going to hell because I don't believe in hell. I don't believe in you, either."
God: "What do you mean? I'm right in front of you."
Me: "I'm sorry, but I don't believe in you. No amount of evidence will convince me otherwise."
God: "It doesn't matter what you believe. I'm real. You're talking to me right now."
Me: "I'm offended. You need to respect my beliefs, no matter how absurd they are. Even if my opinion goes against all logic and reasoning, it's still my opinion and should get special privileges just for having it."
God: "This is ridiculous. Go to hell."
Me: "I can't. Hell doesn't exist. You don't exist."
God: "Are you retarded?"
Me: "I don't believe in you. You aren't real."
God: "You can't be serious. I'm right in front of you. It's impossible to deny that I'm real."
Me: "Sorry, your 'indisputable facts' go against what I believe, so I'm not listening to you."
This is the logic that God's people use, so he'll have to accept it.
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9 回复The Big Bang has been disproven and evolution changes everyday if anyone needs and education it is ignorant atheists like you.
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2 回复So to get out of going to work I can just say I don't believe in work because me not believing in something makes it not real. Ok I don't believe in death. [spoiler]not even Christian just your logic makes no sense[/spoiler]
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11 回复What a sad representation of God. He already knows what you are thinking soooooo he wouldn't ask those questions.
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1 回复I would rather go to hell and disrespect people's beliefs rather than go to heaven and not to
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20 回复Lmao what a narrow minded view of how religion and science interact. What's sad is you probably think you're clever for all that nonsense. Good luck convincing people There isn't a god with that "sound" reasoning.
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12 回复Not religious, but your argument is a fallacy. You state that they ignore facts. But there are no facts that disprove the existence of god, so in that regard you need to have as much faith in there not being a god, as you do in there being a god.
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2 回复The babble fish is basically proof of the nonexistence of God, because it couldn't have evolved and with proof of existence faith is nothing
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Miss Allbright: Hell is a terrible place. Maggots are your sheet, worms your blanket, there's a lake of fire burning with sulfur. You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever. As a matter of fact, if you actually saw hell, you'd be so frightened, you would die. Bart:[raises his hand] Oh, Miss Allbright. Miss Allbright: Yes, Bart. Bart: Wouldn't you eventually get used to it, like in a hot tub? Miss Allbright: No. Bart raises his hand again Miss Allbright: Yes, Bart. Bart: Are there pirates in hell? Miss Allbright: Yes. Thousands of them. Bart: [rubs his hands] Hoo hoo, baby! [spoiler]Seriously though, the whole notion about god is so arbitrarily asserted that I don't even consider the possibility as reality. [/spoiler]
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3 回复If God was real, he would smite all the veggie burger eating heretics. People still eat veggie burgers though, so what does that tell you?
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4 回复由LahDsai编辑： 11/23/2015 8:02:17 AMWait, what? Are you saying that's a legitimate argument or not? What you're saying is, "[i]You're wrong and any argument you make is invalid. But, on the off chance you [b]ARE[/b] right, I'll use your exact same (invalid) argument to prove you wrong.[/i]" That's like some bizarre [i]Shrodinger's cat[/i] situation where there's a box on the table that hasn't moved, so I think there's no cat inside while you argue there is (without evidence). If we open the box and there [b]IS[/b] a cat, however, I will just say, "Nope, no cat," and the cat will not really exist.
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6 回复Lmao now you understand why atheists and Christians disagree. Both sides are stubborn and bigoted apparently. Also, please list all of the undisputed facts that disprove Gods existence. That is all.
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2 回复Actually, if you're going to Hell, you won't have a chance to talk to God. You won't make a pit-stop and chat it up. You'd simply be taken to Hell (or purgatory until Heaven judges you, depending on which denomination we're talking about here).
