Bus full of cheerleaders goes off a cliff. No survivors. So they're at St. Peter's gate and before he'll let them in they have to confess to their worst sin. First girl steps up and says I once touched a mans penis. St Peter directs her to the pool of holy water and has her clean her offending finger and she continues through the gate. Next girl steps up and says she once jerked a guy off. St Peter has her clean her whole hand in the holy water and she continues through the gate. Now before the next girl can step up, a cheerleader way in the back runs up and says "St Peter is there any way I could drink this holy water before Stacy puts her ass in it?