Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with an oxygen tank and mask on. There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the oxygen tank and mask off. Five minutes later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with an oxygen tank and mask on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons. I don't really don't know what else to say.