[quote]Yo Mama's so UGLY, she's the reason Omnigul is SCREAMING all the time. Yo mama's so FAT, when she sat down, she caused the collapse of the Golden Age. Yo mama so when she puts on chatterwhite guardians think she is the traveler. Yo mama so ugly even Golgoroth refuses to gaze her. [/quote] Not going to lie, these are pretty good.