I was home by myself many years ago. House was dark, car was at buddies house. He dropped me off so I could grab a few things and he ran an errand. I didn't turn any lights on, so house looked empty. I hear my back door rattling, time to get the Spas-12 combat shotgun, I posted up behind the sofa waiting for said intruder to actually get through the door. Dumb shit couldn't get the lock picked. When he broke one of the small windows to try and reach in and unlock door, I crept over, carpet floor very quiet, stuck barrel through window. -blam!-er ran so fast he had cleared the fence before I could get door open. Later find out it was an ex friend. Ran into him months later, asked why he never tried again lol lol