Cutting yourself while shaving your dating region. Explosive diarrhea while giving a public speech. Locking your keys in your car. Call of Duty. Forgetting you only have warm-ups on when you check into a game. Throwing a party no women show up to. Soccer. Figuring out that your date is in drag. Odd smelling deep fat fried food from the deli next to a liposuction clinic. Blue Cheese (also known as ground up sweaty gym socks). Zippering your stuff. Turning on the 'light' when you are rescuing something out of the garbage disposal. Forgetting the toilet paper for a weeklong camping trip. The Boston Celtics. Having many partners. In prison.