Dr Phil stood in the glistening rays of the sun, chiseled figure that looked like something straight out of Dr Phil fan fiction novel. "Why have you entered my room doc!" Oryx Proclaimed. "I have come for your head, and the mustache cream I so crave!", Dr Phil shouted. Oryx stood up faster than a speeding soccer mom, "YOU KILLED MA BABY!"- he lunged at Phurious Phil. Time seemed to have slowed down for Dr Phil, he saw the rage in Oryx's multiple eyes, if you can even call those green glowing gum drops stapled to his head eyes. The sweat flew off of Dr Phil's chiseled, muscular head, he knew what was coming. Oryx used his Kung fu grip to grab the glistening brown hairs of Phil's Stache and with a flick of a wrist, his face caterpillar was no longer part of Philly. Phil began to wither, the mustache was his source of life and all things he held dear, Phil collapsed as Oryx stood over him, nipples in hand with an evil grin on his face. (END OF CHAPTER 1) Narrated By TheArkhamArchangel: https://youtu.be/aX3GHZl5aAw