>be me >girlfriend is prego >we like to get kinky anyways >one night things get particularly saucy >sticking my noodle in her when i notice something coming out >wtf there's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period >i look up at her and there's a jarred glassy look on her face >not responding >ohshit.jpg >i rush full speed in my car with her to the hospital >get to hospital and she's not bleeding much anymore, but no color in her face >oshit looks like she's in a vegetative state >Storm into the E.R and run to the nearest doctor and explain everything >takes one look at her and says, "i can't do anything" >"WHY THE HELL NOT?!" >"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" >mfw Thanks The Cellar Door for the picture boi.