I have to sneak real food everyday, because that cat food is nasty. Every time I build up a quality poop collection, the come in with a scoop and steal it from me. They pet me until I purr, but then leave me hanging to play video games or go to the mall or play outside. Hoomans are evil. Sometimes I get back at them but then they just lock me in a room. Evil
They'll probably take me to THE VET though. I'm not old so they'll be like "You sneezing Murph? Time for THE VET!" I swear they take me there at every chance they get.