I fart on the bag - giving it warmth, stick in the toilet bowl, dry it off with a live raccoon's fur, rip off the bag and throw the ramen in a ziplock, then throw the ziplock in a microwave, cook the ramen, throw the ramen at people on the streets, pick it up, step on it, sit on it, then stick it in a pan, boil it, and then fart on the hot pan. After that, I put it in the oven, rub it inbetween my toes, stick some cake icing in it, rinse it with men's soap from bath and body works, and then sample it to strangers for free. [spoiler]I washed it, so it's clean, okay?[/spoiler]