The red pill makes you a very attractive human being. But the cost is for males: small male repoductive system. And for females it is tighter than a misers purse down there. The blue pill makes your form very unattractive. But for males: A very huge schlong. For females: double d's Choosing Pill Cosby, will make you pass out and find yourself having a 5 inch wide butthole and poop will fall out whenever you have the feel to crap. So flood, which one will it be?