Well, from what remember, right after we started dating (me and my girlfriend) she said this to me
Her: "Get your -blam!-ing ass back here" (it's gets better I promise)
Me: "Can I help you with something?"
Her: "Yes..."
Her: "Hi"
Me: "Hi, my name is Adam, can I help you ma'am?" (Joking)
Hers: "Well Adam, let me your Eve ;P"
Idk I thought that was very cute