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由Popes Long Arm编辑：
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Anyone Know the Quickest Way to Get Rid of a Sore Throat?
I've been really sick for the past week. My other symptoms have passed, but I still have a really irritating pain in my throat when I gulp. Any suggestions?
Things I've tried:
Aspirin
Soup
Tea
Vitamin C
Semen (no homo)
Cough Syrup
Cough Drops
Slat Water
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1 回复1. Aquire arsenic, water, sulfuric acid, cyanide capsules, a chainsaw, a spoon, and a glass. 2. Pour the water in the glass. 3. Drink the water. 4. Rest until your throat is healed. 5. Break the glass. 6. Jam everything from the above list into your throat. And that's how you kill two birds with one stone; helped one guy with his throat problem, and relieved the world of one shitposter.
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4 回复Pour Dihydrogen Monoxide and Potassium down your throat at the same time. If that doesn't work, drink nitroglycerin and do jumping jacks.
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4 回复Tell Recon that you are taking his beer. I've heard that when he rips your throat out, you can't even see his hand moving.
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2 回复If you chug sodium hypochlorite mixed with water, it'll instantly go away. A little trick I learned in med school.
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7 回复Dammit Steven get the f u c k of your phone and go make me a damn sand which you stupid ass pussy ass bitch!
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