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由irishfreak编辑: 7/26/2015 9:30:34 PM
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I've got Desticular Cancer, here's how it happened...

The other day I was sitting at home, not feeling too well. I felt a sort of nausea and decided to look into it. I don't know what it was, but I had some [i]Bad Juju[/i] about it. So today I went to visit my doctor, [i]Doctor Nope[/i]. He's a great physician, and also quite [i]The Comedian[/i]. I'm not so great at [i]Icebreakers[/i] but thankfully I didn't have to talk to anyone in the waiting room. After some waiting, I received [i]The Calling[/i] from the receptionist that the doctor was ready to see me. I told him how I was feeling and that also my [i]Scrota[/i] felt odd recently. So he gave me a physical, using his [i]Hard Light[/i] inspection [i]Multi-tool[/i] to see closely. Sadly, the [i]Truth[/i] was not good. The doc told me that I had been ridden with desticular cancer. How could this be? Well he told me one of the symptoms was playing too much Destiny and getting a [i]Red Hand[/i]--I had two. He said the [i]Strange Suspect[/i] as to what might have caused this was a lack Guardian Tears for the week. How to treat this became a real issue. Left untreated, it could turn into a [i]Swarm[/i] of infections that would ultimately be fatal. [i]The Chance[/i] of surviving would then be low. [i]Patience and Time[/i] would not be enough here, but rather it would take some [i]Prudence[/i] for this matter to be dealt with. The doctor gave me his [i]Super Good Advice[/i] and suggested a [i]Corrective Measure[/i]. He told me [i] The Cure[/i] would be to use a [i]Purifier[/i] that he could provide me with. I gave him my thanks and went on my way. Thanks to [i]Doctor Nope[/i] it looks like I will be on my way to recovery rather than succumbing to [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i]. I'm just glad I didn't have to resort to [i]Plan C[/i] and tell him that I got shot with a [i]Thorn[/i]....
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  • Whhhyy R.I.P grizz you will be missed in off-topic..

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    • Sounds like you've got a [i]Red Death[/i] coming your way. God luck

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      • Can you imagine those HROF ARs with some decent impact? Holy crap, that would be awesome.!!

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        • there were 666 comments. i saved your life ^-^

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          • [quote]The other day I was sitting at home, not feeling too well. I felt a sort of nausea and decided to look into it. I don't know what it was, but I had some [i]Bad Juju[/i] about it. So today I went to visit my doctor, [i]Doctor Nope[/i]. He's a great physician, and also quite [i]The Comedian[/i]. I'm not so great at [i]Icebreakers[/i] but thankfully I didn't have to talk to anyone in the waiting room. After some waiting, I received [i]The Calling[/i] from the receptionist that the doctor was ready to see me. I told him how I was feeling and that also my [i]Scrota[/i] felt odd recently. So he gave me a physical, using his [i]Hard Light[/i] inspection [i]Multi-tool[/i] to see closely. Sadly, the [i]Truth[/i] was not good. The doc told me that I had been ridden with desticular cancer. How could this be? Well he told me one of the symptoms was playing too much Destiny and getting a [i]Red Hand[/i]--I had two. He said the [i]Strange Suspect[/i] as to what might have caused this was a lack Guardian Tears for the week. How to treat this became a real issue. Left untreated, it could turn into a [i]Swarm[/i] of infections that would ultimately be fatal. [i]The Chance[/i] of surviving would then be low. [i]Patience and Time[/i] would not be enough here, but rather it would take some [i]Prudence[/i] for this matter to be dealt with. The doctor gave me his [i]Super Good Advice[/i] and suggested a [i]Corrective Measure[/i]. He told me [i] The Cure[/i] would be to use a [i]Purifier[/i] that he could provide me with. I gave him my thanks and went on my way. Thanks to [i]Doctor Nope[/i] it looks like I will be on my way to recovery rather than succumbing to [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i]. I'm just glad I didn't have to resort to [i]Plan C[/i] and tell him that I got shot with a [i]Thorn[/i]....[/quote]

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          • [quote]The other day I was sitting at home, not feeling too well. I felt a sort of nausea and decided to look into it. I don't know what it was, but I had some [i]Bad Juju[/i] about it. So today I went to visit my doctor, [i]Doctor Nope[/i]. He's a great physician, and also quite [i]The Comedian[/i]. I'm not so great at [i]Icebreakers[/i] but thankfully I didn't have to talk to anyone in the waiting room. After some waiting, I received [i]The Calling[/i] from the receptionist that the doctor was ready to see me. I told him how I was feeling and that also my [i]Scrota[/i] felt odd recently. So he gave me a physical, using his [i]Hard Light[/i] inspection [i]Multi-tool[/i] to see closely. Sadly, the [i]Truth[/i] was not good. The doc told me that I had been ridden with desticular cancer. How could this be? Well he told me one of the symptoms was playing too much Destiny and getting a [i]Red Hand[/i]--I had two. He said the [i]Strange Suspect[/i] as to what might have caused this was a lack Guardian Tears for the week. How to treat this became a real issue. Left untreated, it could turn into a [i]Swarm[/i] of infections that would ultimately be fatal. [i]The Chance[/i] of surviving would then be low. [i]Patience and Time[/i] would not be enough here, but rather it would take some [i]Prudence[/i] for this matter to be dealt with. The doctor gave me his [i]Super Good Advice[/i] and suggested a [i]Corrective Measure[/i]. He told me [i] The Cure[/i] would be to use a [i]Purifier[/i] that he could provide me with. I gave him my thanks and went on my way. Thanks to [i]Doctor Nope[/i] it looks like I will be on my way to recovery rather than succumbing to [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i]. I'm just glad I didn't have to resort to [i]Plan C[/i] and tell him that I got shot with a [i]Thorn[/i]....[/quote] Brilliant just brilliant...made me laugh.

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            • [url=http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com]how I feel[/url]

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              • Lol

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                • Cool I don't feel bad

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                  • I touched your butt.

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                    • 由WIGGLE MY WORM编辑: 7/26/2015 2:03:40 PM
                      I associate that pictuee with you. I slapped your ass. I won an ant colony. Fight me 1v1 fgt

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                      • This

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                        • Griizly you need to show this to offtopic

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                          • So, are we attacking Density now or what?

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                              The real reveal trailer The Taken Wallet DLC Are you ready for the fight of your life, Guardian? You killed Crota and Now Oryx HAS COME FOR YOUR WALLET. - Experience recycled levels, - Old enemies - Broken gameplay. - Unbalanced multiplayer - No dedicated servers. - same weapons with different colors and names or with a few exterior add on and armors that look ridiculously stupid with dumb names - A RNG system that will make you think that nothing is ever random. - No new vault space to store new weapons. Which weapons will you keep? And how many 100's will you delete? Oryx has come to wreck your wallet, Guardian. BEND OVER AND TAKE IT LIKE A CHAMP! Brought to you by Bungievision! Pre order now, year one guardians get a crappy shader, emblem, and sparrow. And to all the new guardians out there get everything, yes EVERYTHING! for half the price as our loyal community! Also you get cooler preorder bonuses that vanilla players don't.

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                              • no u

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                                • It smells weird. Who beefed?

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                                  • "He's from offtopic" ..we all know shutup lol.

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                                    • I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let go of my penis now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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                                      • 由AlexzFool编辑: 7/26/2015 2:27:23 AM
                                        GRIZZLY MY BB! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How is Offtopic?

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                                        • Amazing! Quite a story

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                                          • 由C1everMoniker编辑: 7/25/2015 8:19:59 PM
                                            Quite a clever post. Don't let these [i]Grim Citizens[/i] on the forums be a [i]Thorn[/i] in your side, there'll always be someone trying to get [i]The Last Word. [i]The Supremacy[/i] some people try to show online isn't worth [i]The Chance[/i] of ruining your day. My [i]Final Verdict[/i] is to mute those who call you names and complain about your post, hit the mute button and consider it one more [i]Bad Seed Down.[/i]

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                                              • Can you tell me proper pronunciation of your username?

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                                                • Grizzly do you get your salt here too.

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                                                  • Not really funny to me as I do have testicular cancer. However, I'm 2 + years cancer free so far. Blood tests and ct scans have been toned down to once every half a year as opposed to once every month

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