I take it as a badge of pride that we have the most deadly animals in my country. It's true that we can't keep firearms on our property without proper permits and handling, but this doesn't bother me as I'm not really interested in owning a firearm. ;)
My sister was attacked by a dog once, but she survived. I'm aware I descended from someone deported from Britain, and I'm also aware that Fosters is terrible, haha.
As for the soul? I've been doing fine without it, thus far. ;)