O' you go the high road an' I'll take the low road, an' I'll be in Scotland before ye for me and my true love we'll never walk again on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. You'll take the acid an' I'll take the dope an' I'll be stoned before ye for me an' my true love, the drink waters' well (the drug squad as well?) on the bonnie bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. Step we gaily on we go Heel for heel and toe for toe Arm in arm (an' row an' row All for Mhairi's wedding) I'll take the low road