Ah, I love this thread. Thank you necrobumpers. Hmm, I need a story... >be me >on school fencing team >prepping for meet >jackass on team who think he's gr8 >playing basketball and not helping set up strip >everyone yells at him >he comes over >after 5 minutes he looks sick >ohshit.jpeg >he pukes over the door handle trying to get to trash can >someone walks through the stuff that lands on the floor >absolutely disgusting shit >have him clean it up >he comes back >eating pizza >everyone yells at him and he gets rid of it