I'm the god of gaming (self-proclaimed) and i'm here to cleanse your filthy sins from you, now now don't be shy, you don't want to go to hell right? Or doom devil will tear your limb one by one
[spoiler]including your dicks and boobs[/spoiler]
Example of confession :
"God i have to confession to make, i've been camping many times in COD and BF"
Example of sins :
1.camping
2.hacking (multiplayer)
3.quickscoping (multiplayer)
4.fapping while playing multiplayer or raid mode
5.noob (multiplayer)
6.tea bagging
7.squeaking
8.duping (multiplayer)
9.ninja looting
Etc
What you'll find in heaven :
1.hot ass angel
2.mountain dew fountain
3.mcdonald
4.free doritos
5.free wifi (password is : hitomitanaka)
6.a playable half life 3....
[spoiler]demo[/spoiler]
What you'll find in hell :
1.Hot ass devil
2.Sauna
3.locked wifi ( ask satan i dunno his password)
4.doom devil
5.a playable aliens colonial marine game
7.gabe newell
Anybody can make a suggestion on what should be in heaven/hell.
Edit : i may or may not forgive you
Edit 2 : guys, playing a bad game is not a sins at all!
Edit 3 : Anybody can help me decide if the person is guilty or not cuz i don't have all day putting people to hell/heaven y'know.
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1 回复由steel_prod编辑: 6/26/2015 10:00:45 PMI have a confession I'm kind of a squeaker [spoiler]Im 10 what do you expect a bear grills voice or an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice [/spoiler] I accidentally hacked [spoiler]my friends gave me stuff in terraria [/spoiler] I also have a suggestion for heaven, free newest consoles and games. Hell no games I also manipulate the bridge so that I can get past it [spoiler]Every body is doing it and I can't find a group that isn't [/spoiler]Im so sorry God have mercy on my Soul ( and iPhone ) I also did the money dupe glitch in BL2 (borderlands 2)
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3 回复Call of duty 3... I would sign in 2 controllers and play as the 2nd controller (other one was AFK). I would then proceed to team kill players, sometimes shotgunning them, reviving, shotgunning, reviving and so on. As soon as I got 5 votes to be kicked (6 would kick you) I would drop out of my 2nd controller. Then drop right back in and it was like I had no more vote to kicks lol. One game I had 156 team kills, which was the top on the team kills leaderboard of the whole world lol.
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1 回复Truth is bungie keeps trying to nerf thorn but then i go into the system and rebuff it
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2 回复I ninja looted a gun my friend wanted really bad in borderlands 2, I did give it to him though.... After he got his own.
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6 回复In modern warfare 2 I abused the shit out of the one man army perk to switch classes and have unlimited noob tubes
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2 回复I only play GTA5 went I feel like killing pedestrians and flying planes into traffic for no reason. :)
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I used to crush people in SSBB using the OP Lucas (up A attack) in the Nintendo World in New York (I would use the somewhat less OP Lucario if they were really bad at the game) [spoiler]In my defense, Lucas was hard to use (up B save)[/spoiler]
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1 回复I team killed to get my rank back down to one on Battlefield 2: Modern Combat for xbox. No teammates were safe. BUT I DID GET TO START OVER! So that was cool.
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1 回复由slashhexrex编辑: 6/26/2015 7:17:48 AM
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2 回复In MW2, I boosted for nukes to get that nuke title. And in Destiny, way back in the beginning I cheesed Atheon. I'm sorry.
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1 回复由Punch_Face_Champ编辑: 6/26/2015 8:12:34 PMI have been hacking in GTA V online. I've been giving people millions of dollars, weapons, vehicles, and destroying piece of shite grieving script kiddies. Please forgive me because I will continue to hack ;)